Someone needs a lesson on priorities.

Carol: I saw a Dementor today.
Me: What?
Carol: I saw a Dementor today. You know, like in Harry Potter. I was driving on PCH and there was this Dementor on the side of the road--
Me: Did you summon a Patronus to protect you?
Carol: Of course not! I need both hands to drive!
Me: *face palm*