Funny Shit Happens on Twitter When Facebook is Down

Facebook is a bit sloshy this evening -- users are being passed back and forth between facebook.com and new.facebook.com like a drunk chick at a party. A quick search of 'facebook' on Summize brought up some pretty hilarious tweets.
ursonate: facebook, she is broke
iii_riz_iii: Facebook needs to be un-broke.
A lot of people seemed concerned with their Scrabble games.
samismail: Getting infinite looping errors at Facebook so can't play my damn Scrabble moves. Not cool.
trypd: facebook doesn't seem to want to work for me. and i was doing such an awesome job at losing at scramble
GayBard: Eek! I can't get into Facebook and I have a game of Scrabulous hanging in the balance!
Then there were the truly lost.
mastertaxton: Facebook has failed me. Redirected between new and old Facebook for eternity. *sigh* And I had just written a really long wall post. T_T
garycope: Me without my facebook is like me without my Starbucks ... it's about to get really ugly up in 'herr
mcwm: isn't sure what to do on internet without the facebook. NB: Internet no longer has an article, but websites should; a grammatical meme!
And my fave.
ericduh: facebook is hard.
Oh Zuckerberg, stop toying with our hearts. At least come up with a good FailWhale?